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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hooker who specializes in anal sex? A backhoe."

"BEST PICK UP LINE: I wasn't looking at your boobs, I was staring into your heart...no, I lied , your boobs are awesome."

"What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea? He was melting"

"(in dog boss' office) ""Smith, you're fired."" Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) ""Wait Smith get back here"""

"what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? gag..."

"What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )"

"I lent my deck of cards to an this idiot I work with, and he gave me only 51 back. He was a jack-off."

"Why did the cow slap the bull? He didn't play well with udders."

"ALIEN: You Earthlings have many technological advances. How do you predict the weather? ME: We pull a rodent out of a box."

"My dick is like my ring finger... Average in length and width and probably won't see much use until marriage."