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Joke of the Day

"It's like these credit card companies don't even care that I'm an electric accordionist for South Dakota's finest heavy metal parody band."

"A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud: 'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?'"

"What did Hitler say when he put on a blindfold? ""I can Nazi."""

"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"

"How many pallbearers are needed at an Indian funeral? 2, it only takes two people to carry a trash-can."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine & a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window..."

"Yo mama's like a brick..... dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans."

"Why did the banker resign? His customers lost interest in him."

"I'm a guy that loves to show a woman exactly what I like sexually. So I start off every first date with a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation."

"I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway."