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Joke of the Day
"Some people think stalking is wrong... I call those people cops"
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"A rabbi, an Irishman, and a clown walk into a bar The bartender says ""This has to be a joke."""
"Kayne West gets arrested Officer: ""Okay, Kanye you get one phone call."" **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone."
"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"
"TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers. Whoops, wrong sub."
"I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport, but he didn't see me. *(True story, courtesy of Dad)*"
"Dog poo was thrown over my fence so I went and knocked on my neighbour's door. I wanted to see if I got him."
"Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade."
"Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo."
"uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene"