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"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician Khal culator"
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"Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback."
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"Ugly people with great bodies should be required to wear a sign on their back with a picture of their face on it."
"Knock knock The game"
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"Me: [crying so hard I can't breathe] why Waiter: [returning my plate] sorry, I thought you were done"
"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."
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