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Joke of the Day

"Do you want some help using the Internet son? No thanks Dad I can muck it up all by myself."

"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art."

"What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews."

"Your mama is so dirty Her crabs have dirt bike races."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! (This was my favourite joke when I was 8) :)"

"I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I'm hoping I can window."

"What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk? Woof."

"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"So I went into the kitchen... ...because I could hear "" 1, 2, 3, 4, ..."" coming from the cutlery drawer. Apparently it's the fork that counts."