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Joke of the Day

"WebMD: You have cancer. Me: No, I feel fine. I clicked you by mistake. WebMD: And good thing you did... Cuz of the cancer."

"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."

"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."

"Why can't pencils have babies? Because they have rubbers on their end."

"I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific."

"Life without women would be... a pain in the butt!"

"Why don't soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans"

"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""

"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."