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Joke of the Day
"How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? ""Tea, Rex?"""
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"PREGNANCY TEST! Girl: Dad, what's better? to pass or to fail? Dad: To pass obviously Girl: OH GOOD, YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST!"
"Shortest Joke I've Ever Heard; Dwarf shortage."
"What's a baseball players favorite type cake? A bundt cake."
"How to spot an idiot at the gym? They put a water bottle where the Pringles go."
"Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
"Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!"
"Just found out my alcoholic uncle is into necrophilia Gives a whole new meaning to 'cracking open a cold one.'"
"Have you heard about the joke about immortality... ...It never gets old."
"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."