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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired."

"My dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"

"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste"

"Why do we rub ourselves To rubadubdbub"

"I'm going to a notable restaurant tonight. I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate."

"Why will you never see a stag on the internet? They like to stay anony-moose"

"If a blind girl tells you that you've got a big penis... She's probably just pulling your leg."

"What did one strand of yarn say to the other? I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. ""Ball up..."""