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Joke of the Day
"What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach"
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"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."
"What's large, black and steals your credit cards? Sony Playstation"
"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."
"It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good"
"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."
"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""
"When my wife is out of town my sleeping position changes from 'balancing on edge of bed' to 'snow angel'"
"Swords just aren't naturally ""wooooshy"" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet."
"Wanna hear a racist joke? Shame on you"