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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns? They were his best fronds."
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"One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"*gets home from game* ""whoa what happened to your eye"" I was on the Kiss Cam ""oh she wasn't into it?"" with the t-shirt cannon guy's daughter"
"Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time!"
"How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? He was delighted."
"Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him 4 months ago ^^^^just ^^^^searched ^^^^and ^^^^realized ^^^^this ^^^^is ^^^^heavily ^^^^overused ^^^^and ^^^^reposted ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
"Why does Hillary Clinton not give good blowjobs? Because her teeth are too fake and big"
"Why is Africa hot? Because of dat Djibouti."