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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, what is your favorite anti-joke? Share your favorite anti-joke, or make one up. Or don't. It's your life."

"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"

"Two Problems with North Carolina: Too many racists, and too many GODDAMN ASIANS."

"What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? An untenable situation"

"I wish I could hang out with Gwen Stefani. We would discuss which shit is/isn't bananas."

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"

"Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once? Fear of over dos"

"Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car? It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands."

"I told the barista my name was ""Britney Spears"" just for giggles and he handed me my coffee with ""annoying white girl"" written on it instead"