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Joke of the Day

"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"

"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."

"My ex told me I'd never find another woman like her. nnI don't think she was expecting the high 5 and happy dance I did right after."

"Did you hear about...? The dad who put gasoline in his daughter's sippy cup? Doctor's say she's going to be fine. She just had a little gas."

"Walmart's hair salon doesn't charge extra to cut a live bat out of your hair."

"The only people who get more concussions than NFL players.. are their wives"

"A man walked into a bar... don't worry...he was fine he just had a minor bump on his head."

"Why are Jedi kids so fat? Because they were force fed."

"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"

"Favorite tank of ISIS is IS-2"