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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins"
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"Last night I made love to my wife while camping.... It was in tents"
"Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai."
"Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button."
"How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
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