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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts, the other has a stunning array of cunts."

"Q: what did one ass cheek say to the other? A: together we can stop this shit"

"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."

"Imagine a hunter in a deer stand but instead of a gun he has a long stick he pokes the deer with and they look around like ""ok who did that"""

"Where do the most murders occurr in a super market? The cereal aisle"

"What were the protestors outside Erin Andrew's court house shouting today? White Nudes Matter!"

"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."

"Before this goes any further, it's important that I know your position on foreign films with subtitles."

"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"

"What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans"