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Joke of the Day

"What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp Hyp Hooray."

"Gandalf was an alien. It's right there in his name: Gandalf the GREY. Wake up, sheeple!"

"My internet connection."

"My Friend said her ovaries hurt I told her she was Ovary-acting."

"Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA? Because they have tranny problems too"

"Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree, Watson""."

"wife: Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?! me [stops jumping]: You would have said no"

"And God Said to John... ""Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster"

"What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies."

"I'm teaching 7 it's ok for a man to cry, & it's also ok for a man to jump on a table, scream and throw coins at a spider."