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Joke of the Day
"What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano? I'll be bach."
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"Why did the spreadsheets get divorced? They just couldn't sort things out."
"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"
"Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time? because it said ""CONCENTRATE"""
"A Newfie walks into a doctor's office... And says ""Doc b'y, I tinks I got dat H2N2 disease."" Doctor replied ""ummm...don't you mean H1N1?"" Newfie says ""No b'y, dis is twice as bad as dat!"""
"Don't be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I'm walking the dog."
"Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll."
"I don't trust insomniac philosophers... They're up to know good."
"What Is A Mexican's Favorite Bookstore? Borders."
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"