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Joke of the Day
"The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work."
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"When I was a kid, my grandfather told me his teeth are like the stars... ...they come out at night."
"Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight? Cos they don't fancy each other."
"Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half... He did 49 stories in 7 seconds."
"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""
"Sooo when my husband became a pool man I really thought the sex would get immediately better"
"I fed the cows marijuana. The steaks have never been higher."
"what do people call bob the builder when he's not building anything? bob"
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)"