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Joke of the Day

"If swallowing battery acid mixed with Dr. Pepper doesn't turn you into a wizard, then call me an ambulance."

"Shouldn't brothels be called ""hoe-tels""? I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke..."

"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Maybe don't name your musical ""Rent"" if you don't even have songs that discuss real estate or leasing procedures. 0/10, very disappointing."

"My highschool sweet heart is the mother of my two children. But apparently, my wife isn't too happy about it."

"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"What kind of car does a viking drive? A fjord"

"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"

"Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me."

"Be a part of history! Die in a catastrophic natural disaster."