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"Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is ""I can tweet that"""
"Who the friggin hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere. You just let one into your home and it becomes your cat."
"My sister told me she's dating an Irish guy I said, ""Oh really?"" She replied, ""No, O'Reilly."""
"My wife and I tried anal for the first time... is it supposed to hurt this much? i couldn't sit upright for a while..."
"I've been thinking about you...Owl night long."
"I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions But they always end in a draw"
"A Newfie walks into a doctor's office... And says ""Doc b'y, I tinks I got dat H2N2 disease."" Doctor replied ""ummm...don't you mean H1N1?"" Newfie says ""No b'y, dis is twice as bad as dat!"""
"Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair."
"Where do mice park their boats? At the Hickory Dickory Dock!"