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"When dads become grandfathers... Their dad jokes grow exponentially, just like their lineage."
"ME: My New Year's resolution is to eat less WIFE: Good! ME: (very, very quietly) ...vegetables."
"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really f**king good at it."
"What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage? Boxed wine, obviously."
"People think that in Africa we ride lions and elephants to work. That's ridiculous, we don't have jobs."
"Reverend have you been drinking? Just water, officer. Then why do I smell wine? Good Lord! He's done it again!!!"
"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A gummy bear!!!"
"The Modern Police Force by Iris Tew"