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Joke of the Day
"I built a lighthouse... but it blew away."
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"what's the fastest animal in the world ? An Ethiopian Chicken"
"Scary: A wolf chasing you Scarier: A werewolf chasing you Scariest: A werewolf with a clipboard chasing you"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !"
"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""
"What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photos? Someday my prints will come"
"NSFW At the restaurant, everyone kept calling me a pedophile just because I'm 52 and my wife is 22...... It completely ruined our ten year anniversary dinner."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ""doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"""
"How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man? Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous"