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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had an Ethiopian breakfast? Neither have they."

"It took me just 30 minutes to get the Christmas tree up yesterday... It took surgeons 4 hours to get it back out again."

"What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? ""Gouda, gouda..."""

"""Mommy, why did Santa decide to deliver presents on Jesus' birthday."" Shits about to get REALLY dishonest up in here."

"The speech Trump gave was inspiring... But it sounded better with the original german wording."

"If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's? Jew-boats."

"Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common? A: They both have collar ID."

"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"

"Why are atheists afraid of exponents? They don't believe in a higher power."

"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"