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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had an Ethiopian breakfast? Neither have they."
Next Joke
"What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !"
"If you were antipencil, would you be erasist?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee: All over my lap while I'm driving."
"There are two types of people in the world: 1) Those that can be arsed to finish their jokes."
"I got arrested for killing a black man They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
"JUDITH! FETCH MY EVIL PLAN GLASSES! *2 hours later has organised a small festival* Dammit Judith, these are my party planning glasses!"
"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."
"Damn girl are you community college? Because you pretty much just let anyone in."
"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"