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Joke of the Day

"Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack"

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"I've been reading this great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down."
"What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears? ""You're hired"" ""Not guilty"""
"There's two things I hate.... ...Racists and black people"
"What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year."
"I'm so old... ...my organs are harpsichords."
"Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint? It was a Free Radical."
"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."
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"What do you call a Nun that has a sex change operation? A Transistor"