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Joke of the Day
"Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack"
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"What kind of animal has an asshole directly in the middle off its back? A police horse"
"I'm going to run a marathon next year. It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable."
"You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T."
"What is the difference between your dog and your girlfriend? You can get your dog to come."
"Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo"
"Is it just a coincidence that you turn purple when you choke? skol"
"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."
"Boy that Neil Patrick Harris is a real, man's man."
"My house is really small until I can't find my phone."