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Joke of the Day
"I've spent the past few months looking for my ex-boyfriends' killer but no one will do it."
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"Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder"
"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."
"How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb? There's change in a lightbulb?"
"I walked into chemistry class... It was Boron"
"My hand is stuck in a jar of salsa right now. I'm just gonna leave it in there. This is who I am now. I'm tired of fighting."
"When my daughter gets older, she will have a camera phone OR a mirror. Not both. Thanks for the advice Twitter."
"What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !"
"how do you get from floor to roof? smoke an L and look in the mirror"
"You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant."