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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party? A cold shoulder"
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"If the entire observable universe was located inside an impossibly large man named Bob... then 9/11 was inside bob."
"What do you say about a man with premature ejaculation and severe diarrhea? Easy come; easy go."
"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"
"I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind.. I know, it certainly has come out of the purple."
"My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked."
"Jesus knock tentatively on God's door, enters, and God says..... Now lets go through this one more time....What exactly did you tell them again?"
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy."
"What famous actor is like a jail cell full of white guys? Niggaless Cage (My girlfriend came up with this today. We're not racist I swear. This just cracked me up.)"
"How did 1940's German Men pick up Jewish Girls With a broom and a dustpan"