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Joke of the Day
"I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind.. I know, it certainly has come out of the purple."
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"A healthy man has a thousand wishes and a sick person only one... ... to win the election"
"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."
"Not tryin' to brag, but my sex life is like a dormant volcano. It was fiery, but now it's inactive. Also, I killed a bunch of villagers."
"I'd tell a joke about Jonestown, But the punch line is too long..."
"I try to say at least one bad thing about somebody after they die just to counter all the compliments they're getting."
"I'm not condescending! Try and count how many times I've been condescending! Exactly; you can't cause you're a dumbass."
"Why does James Brown like South Korea? Because its got Seoul."
"I was in my space ship with my pregnant wife, travelling about .95c, when she suddenly went into labor. Turns out time wasn't the only thing that was dilated."
"The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said ""Well you are in a wheelchair"""