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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?? A Boosted Animal"
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE!"
"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Me: ""You didn't tell me that."" Them: ""Yes I did, four times while you were staring at your phone."" Me (looks up): ""I'm sorry, what?"""
"Bacon eggs and toast walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""sorry we don't serve breakfast here"""
"Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with battery."
"Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies! (It's a Canarial disease)."
"If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open."
"How do you make soup gold? You put in fourteen carrots."