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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?? A Boosted Animal"

"Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words"

"We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober."

"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet."

"If at first you don't succeed, it's called 'Attempted' Murder."

"Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran"

"Hands down the greatest invention of all time... masturbation"

"What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool."

"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""

"So, being a mirror inspector... ...is a job I could really see myself doing."