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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I'm driving and I see people text and drive. It makes me want to throw my beer can at them."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn!"

"Are Smurfs just a bunch of midget Avatars? #yeahimhigh"

"Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the award? He was out standing in his field."

"I got lost.. Walking around your fat mother"

"bill nye is short for william new years eve"

"What did the lightbulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts."

"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."

"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."