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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 things that I absolutely hate: The first is racism And the second is sitting next to a black in the bus."

"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""

"This is an emergency! *Begs to borrow strangers phone *starts scrolling through pics"

"What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations? They both tend to shoot up schools."

"When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?"

"5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke."

"weed is a gateway drug. cocaine's a compaq drug. ecstasy is made by hp. heroin is from the guys that do the plastic computers in model homes"

"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."

"A poop joke. How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was? Duty. Honor."

"If you woke up alone in the woods with your pants at your ankles and a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"