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Joke of the Day

"I'm a suicide bomber with confidence issues, AMA! EDIT: Wow, this blew up!"

"I only date black girls... Because I hate meeting fathers."

"I told my Mexican student to turn in his essay He said ""I ain't no snitch!""."

"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"

"What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver? Quack quack!"

"I went to Africa to help with the Ebola crisis. When I left, my mentor said thanks and told me that all of Africa was behind me. I instinctively reached for my wallet."

"Punctuality is important. It's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and arriving late to find he's already done it."

"What subject did Dracula major in during college? AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere."

"Did you hear the one about Jonestown? I'd tell it to you, but the punch line's too long."

"Why were all the ships sinking Because the japanese just learned to fly and were looking for a fun target"