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Joke of the Day

"As my friend Joe's last wish I had him cremated and sprinkled his ashes into the coffee pots at work..all morning everyone had a cup of Joe"

"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"

"This Valentines Day I hope you got shot by Cupid and not a legless Olympic sprinter."

"I gave every penny I had to the homeless guy the other day! Now I just have 20 $100 bills in my purse!"

"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bales"

"What's the difference in a refrigerator and a vagina? A refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out."

"How do you know a North Korean robbed your house? All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un."

"""COME ON! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE HOURS AGO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED?"" Noah yelled, waiting for the sloths to get on the Ark"

"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""