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Joke of the Day

"As my friend Joe's last wish I had him cremated and sprinkled his ashes into the coffee pots at work..all morning everyone had a cup of Joe"

"When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew)."

"Political views are like children. Some people donit have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."

"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."

"I like my women like my Asian food: Hot and sweet."

"Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you're looking for a business manager."

"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"

"The funniest part of being put under with nitrous at the dentist is getting home to find your underwear on backwards."

"Why did the dad make the joke? For the pun of it."

"What's the difference between carbon monoxide and spouses? Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."