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Joke of the Day
"Finally watched an episode of America's Got Talent and I disagree."
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"Which cheese is the loneliest? Prov-alone!"
"""Creation science"" has the same intellectual heft as ""dragon anatomy""."
"What makes the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom"
"If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man."
"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"
"Why did the hooker get a vagina implanted on her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."
"No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie. They're all use to Klingons."
"Really no offense ladies,but why do all of you go on about your weight..then post all this food that would clog and artery..."
"I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries"