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Joke of the Day

"A married couple where each has a doctorate degree is a paradox."

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"

"A guy I know just posted ""I'm relaxing today, don't bother me"" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not"

"Did you hear about the cannibal that went to the rock concert? He heard there was a Jimmy Buffet."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher"

"It's always I before E Except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor."

"I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent. Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night."