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Joke of the Day
"Lets be honest Oscar Pistorius will never set foot in a prison"
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"Adulthood is where you get excited over a new trash can. *blank stare*"
"If ""six degrees"" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said ""Hi."""
"I like my wings like I like my Caitlyn Jenners. Boneless."
"Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat. It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling."
"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."
"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"
"Onions are a lot like knives.... If you get them in your eye you'll probably cry"