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Joke of the Day
"Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle."
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"ME: Not gonna make it in today. I hurt my updog. BOSS: What's updog? ME: Nothing much, prolly just gonna take a nap."
"What do you call a gay jewish man A heblew"
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"
"What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !"
"nicest girl - You're the nicest girl and prettier than I have known - You what you want is fuck me - Wow and smarter."
"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the real question is how they got in there."