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Joke of the Day
"What do call a white guy in a burning building? Fire cracker"
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"What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !"
"Pretty disappointed to see that some of you lived through the night."
"I hate people that can't tell the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"" their so stupid"
"What goes great with noodles? COMPANY!"
"I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love for you."
"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"
"Fun prank... Make them study for 16 years and then don't give them jobs"
"What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? Hello ma'am, what can I do you for?"
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."