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Joke of the Day
"Europe be like... eu: uk bro? uk: it's not eu, it's me."
Next Joke
"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."
"A man threw milk at an old woman before... I said how dairy"
"From my son: What did the hippopotamus do to the magician? He hippo-tized him!"
"What do you call a lesbian octopus? A lickalotopuss."
"I think I'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff."
"Did you hear apple just invented gifs? They called it live photos"
"Do these jeans make me look fat? wife : Do these jeans make me look fat? Me totally scared: Would you get mad if i tell you the truth? Wife : No, i won't! Tell me. Me : I slept with your sister"
"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."
"A forgetful guy walks into a bar... ..Hm?. Oh shit,I've forgotten it!."