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Joke of the Day

"A forgetful guy walks into a bar... ..Hm?. Oh shit,I've forgotten it!."

"Why does the average person all the sudden become a tomato juice drinking weirdo on an airplane?"

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"I have the heart of a lion... and a lifelong ban from the zoo."

"[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world? A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes."

"When I die, I want to go like my grandpa..... Peacefully in my sleep, unlike them whinny kids screaming as the bus went off the cliff."

"Cupid came to help. He drew his bow and fired an arrow at Raina, but his aim was low. I was forever in love with her feet."

"I'm putting salt in this mustard and I'm calling it Saline Dijon and you can't stop me"

"24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?"

"When a blonde goes to London on a plane how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row"