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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs"
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"""Doctor, I have an embarrassing medical problem..."" NSFW Well, what is it?"" asks the doctor. ""I have five penises."" ""Five penises!,"" exclaims the doctor, ""How does your underwear fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""
"What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"What is the best way to cut a mango? With a knife!"
"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."
"My dad always told me... Always B sharp and B natural, but never B flat. Safe to say, I'm a terrible musician. Thanks a lot, dad."
"Tom DeLong has split from Blink 182... Looks like he lasted 'de long' time."
"Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they're cheetahs."
"Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper ""I'm seeing someone"""
"My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it!"