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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get? The left-ovaries."
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"Whats long black and stinky? the unemployment line."
"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Dam."
"The news said a condom truck overturned, spilled its huge load and made a big mess. I don't know if it got cleaned up because I fell asleep."
"The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time)."
"Don't move leaves without their permission... That's rake."
"WAITER: how was everything ME: [rubbing belly] so delicious. thank u WAITER: great. please stop rubbing my belly"
"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."
"I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day... But, I couldn't find any."
"Why is a divorce so damn expensive? Because it fucking worth it!"