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Joke of the Day

"The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel..."

"What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food? a weeafood"

"You're not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone."

"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."

"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."

"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."

"I'm an expert at dating After all, I work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day"

"What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents? Jokes about Batman's parents can get old."

"A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!"

"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"