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Joke of the Day

"Can anyone please post some good accountant jokes? Meeting with one tomorrow. Thanks"

"If someone offered you drugs, always say yes because drugs are expensive Jk stay in school kids"

"If I had a pound for every time i misunderstood an expression... I'd way a fucking ton!"

"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"

"Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it's not just women who won't marry you."

"What deal did the undead entrepreneurial cattle farmer advertise? Shit for Brains"

"today I matched speeds with a car on the highway so I could make eye contact with a dog in the backseat"

"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."

"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"