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Joke of the Day
"If someone offered you drugs, always say yes because drugs are expensive Jk stay in school kids"
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"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their Masters."
"*hires sky writer* I K N O W Y O U A T E T H E L A S T F R U I T R O L L U P. I W A N T A D I V O R C E K A R E N."
"Roses... Roses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense Microwave *Drops Mic*"
"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."
"This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, 'Get a life' on them. Demetri Martin"
"Why is ISIS so good at sports? Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute"
"I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It's poop now."
"Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent."
"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."