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Joke of the Day

"I saw Don Draper driving a toupee across a high-wire. Another character driven piece on cable."

"I can't believe people make jokes about cancer patients with no fathers Sick bastards"

"Are you guys OK? I haven't heard from you all year."

"What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus."

"The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN"

"Ever since they started calling pole dancers ""artists,"" I've been writing on my resume that my talents include ""moving in artistic circles."""

"Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!"

"George R.R. martins House words should be ""Book is coming"" because he keeps saying it but it never seems to actually happen."

"10:00pm *gets a snack* 10:01pm *turns on tv* 10:02pm *glances at twitter for 8 seconds* February"

"So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys ""Aren't you going to do something?"" My wife asked. ""Nah, six should be enough."" (Les Dawson)"