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Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend was an opera singer. With her it was always ""me me me"""
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"Did you hear about the redneck family campout? It was fucking intense"
"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"
"mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh."