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Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend was an opera singer. With her it was always ""me me me"""
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"a single strawberry can make a hundred more strawberries, i swear nature is just another word for magic, a way to turn sunlight into sugar"
"Yo' Mama is so ugly **..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.**"
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country."
"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."
"What do you call a huge pair of tits you want to see but never get a chance to? Cliffhangers"
"If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and ""Like"" a whole bunch of their stuff on Facebook in a short period of time.....same shit."
"Nigel Farage walks into a bar Convinces the patrons to set it on fire, and then leaves."
"As a white man I can't say the word Ni.... But I can say ""thank you for the warning officer.."""
"Today I accidentally hit on the mirror It cracked me up"