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Joke of the Day
"What do gay carpenters say... I'd tap that!"
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"Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?"
"My friend asked me if i want some Sodium Bromate. But I said : ""NaBrO"""
"I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the Lincoln Park Zoo"
"I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!"
"Why did Medusa order pizza? Her boyfriend was stoned."
"The Mets got Royally screwed...."
"Did you hear Snow White got thrown out of Disney Land? They caught her sitting on Pinocchio's Face yelling ""Lie you little fucker"
"I do things for others... Like when I'm drunk dancing by myself, Billy Idol style, and I save my friends from being seen with me."
"I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher"