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Joke of the Day
"It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter"
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"I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot."
"Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet"
"90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat."
"What's a four letter word describing a female that ends in -unt? Aunt"
"Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do I have to die here?"
"What pets think about their owners? A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God."
"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."
"If a man grows weed in a dead man's stomach, dose that make it canniballus?"
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."