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Joke of the Day

"Next time you let someone here affect your real life, tell a stranger ""I'm mad at some online person I've never met"" then let them punch you"

"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"

"We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth. Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts."

"Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish."""

"Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself."

"What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The Wheelchair."

"What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate? Your ears."

"Fur Coats will make you into a Man They really put hair on your chest."

"So much gross product placement in THE SHINING. It's like, fine, I'll buy an axe."

"What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !"