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Joke of the Day
"If time is money are ATM's time machines?"
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"Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me."
"What molecule has the best sense of humor? A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe"
"I love telling jokes... But I always punch up the fuck line. Shit!"
"Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the U.S... For Shooting"
"Why do women have periods? because they deserve them."
"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."
"Mystery In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped."
"ODE TO TWITTER Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder where you are, Twitter changed you to a heart, I don't think they're very smart"
"Your life may be an open book, but could you skip to the good parts."