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"A Redditor has sex for the first time"
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"What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law? **A small medium at large.** ^(Hope this doesn't get posted often)"
"(x-post from /r/dadjokes) Did you hear about the new ultra-expensive cologne that's for sale? It's called ElonMuskTM"
"My birthday is this monday and i got 2 early b-day presents. I got 2 socks. One from my dad and one from my sister. Boy did they both hurt..."
"I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a waist of time."
"Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs"
"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common."
"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"
"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"