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Joke of the Day
"It's weird how many people at my office are named ""Hey."""
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"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."
"For the next president we should just elect the CEO of a dildo company at least they're honest about how they fuck people"
"[Leaving ballgame] Officer: have you been drinking? Me: Yes, but I assure you officer I can't afford to get drunk there."
"Just finished going through the terms and conditions for iOS 6 with my lawyers. Looks good, guys, I think I'm going to accept."
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape testing the water to see if I get referred to the local authorities also, inspired by someone else with a rape joke"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."
"*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell"
"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"
"What do you call 12 guys with big dicks? A hung jury"